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Le hemos pillado! - We got him!

August 27th, 2009 by rattler

Su nombre real parece ser “Gorka Moreno”, y el mismo ha confesado que es Matias… (RDC, alguien?)

Ahora sólo falta localizarle y frenarle.

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His real name seems to be “Gorka Moreno”, and he himself confessed being Matias… (RDC, anyone?)

Now, all we need is to locate him and stop him…

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Matias is probably Matt!

February 26th, 2009 by Admin

… and dancing!

We now have a fairly clear idea of what he looks like, and he seems to zoom around the world, any feedback to his whereabouts most appreciated!

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… y le gusta bailar!

Ahora tenemos und idea bastante concreta acerca el aspecto de Matias, parece el esta en todos partes del mundo a la vez, si le encontrais manda nos un mensaje!

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Matias practica Karate! Matias is Karateka!

July 5th, 2008 by Matt

…y, como parece, forma parte de la seleccion Española Cadete-Junior

Pues, no va a ser facil reducirle una vez que le encontramos…

Suerte a todos MITs!

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… and, it seems, forms part of the Spanish Junior National Team

Looks it ownt be easy to bring him down once we have him localized, so better prepare!

Good Luck to all MITs!

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Matias ya no tiene perro - Matias has no dog anymore

June 7th, 2008 by rattler

Hemos investigado rapidamente la pista que Tami y Tuni nos habian dado esta mañana: Matias tiene perro!

Pero, parece que se equivocaron: Matias ya no tiene perro:

…Ella como de costumbre de todas las mañanas acompañaba hasta el bus a mi mamá y a mi tía. Hoy Miércoles fue así esperaba que cualquiera de las dos saliera para que ella se pusiera re contenta y saltara de la alegría por vernos… sin embargo el grito de mi abuela “Mataron a la Chandita”… nos aterrorizo.. mi mamá salio corriendo y ya era tarde no había nada que hacer un tipo en una moto venia a mil y le paso la moto por encima murió de insofacto…

Pues, tenemos que seguir buscandole…

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Well, we jumped on this hint that our MIT Tami & Tuni brought to our knowledge this morning.

But, it seems they were wrong, Matias has no dog anymore:

.. As usual every morning she acompanied my mom and my aunt to the bus. Today Wednesday it was the same andshe waited that one of them came out so that she would rbehappy and jump for joy at seeing them… however the cry of my grandmother “They killed the Chandita” … terrorized us .. My mom came running, but it was too late, there was nothing to do. One guy on a motorcycle sped over her and she died at the impact…

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Tenemos nuevos autor(es) — New author(s) onboard

June 4th, 2008 by Admin

Quiero dar la bienvenida a bordo a Tami y Tuni, nuestro último MIT (Matias Identifaction Team) allí fuera.

No estoy seguro que si les he entendido plenamente, pero parece que creen que han localizado un tal Matthias O. en un oscuro pueblo costero en la provincia española y estan decidcados a seguir la pista y asegurar si es el que estamos buscando .

Estan tan dedicadas a pillarle que incluso se casarón hace 4 semanas (ver foto abajo, cambiada un poco por razones de seguridad) sólo para mejorar su camuflaje y para bajar impuestos, todo con el fin de liberar mas recursos adicionales para dedicar a nuestra justa causa.

¡Buena suerte, vosotras dos, y que la Fuerza os acompañe!

En espera de sus informes …

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Welcome on board Tami and Tuni, our latest MIT (Matias Identifaction Team) out there.

I am not sure whether I understood them fully, but it seems they believe they have located a certain Matthias O. in an obscure coastal village in the Spanish province and are determined to track him down and assure whether it is the one we are looking for.

They are so dedicated to nailing him down that they even got married 4 weeks ago (see photo below, changed a bit or security reasons) just for better camouflage and lower taxes so that they could free extra resources to dedicate to our just cause.

Good Luck, you two, and May The Force Be With You!

Awaiting your reports…

Boda de TayTu

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Throwing Scissors? — Lanzando Tijeras?

June 3rd, 2008 by rattler

What has the world come to?

While we could not yet tie in Mathias with the recent fire at The Planet, we could at least ascertain that he has moved to Canton, Ohio and that his professionalism in commiting his crimes seems to go downhill fast: >>>

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A donde ha llegado el mundo?

Si bien todavia no hemos podido aún conectar Matías con el reciente incendio en The Planet, hemos podido comprobar, al menos, que ha trasladado a Canton, Ohio y que su profesionalidad en la comisión de sus crímenes parece ir cuesta abajo rápidamente: >>>

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Que golpe! - What a Strike!

June 2nd, 2008 by Admin

Wow, it seems the last article about the internet was the drop that had the glass overflow. Someone, we of cause know who it was, took drastic measures to make sure our blog went offline and struck straight at the heart of our infrastructure: >>>

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Wow, parece el último artículo sobre el internet fue la gota que culmino el vaso. Alguien, nosotros sabemos quien, tomó medidas drásticas para asegurarse de que nuestro blog fue fuera de línea golpeando directamente al corazón de nuestra infraestructura: >>>

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Matias Manipulates Champions League?

May 22nd, 2008 by rattler

Really, I dont know, but check out these interesting facts:

- He knows who won the Premier League and predicts todays win of the Champions League with a song

- The shoe cleaner of ManU´s team is one Matthew (another version of Matthias?)

- The man responsible for drawing the white lines on Moscows soccer field is… you guessed it!: ??????

Anyway, whatever manipulation is behind this, indeed, Manu won the CL today vs. Chelsea… 7:6 after penalties…

A boring game, but dramatic finale… C. Ronaldo (he scored a goal, but afterwards disappeared, Messi is better after all!) misses a penalty, but after this two Chelsea players also…

Anyway, Fergussons 5th CL Title, Glory, Glory Manu!

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De verdad, no lo sé, pero fichense en estos hechos interesantes:

Él sabe quien ganó la ‘Premier League’ y predice quien gana la Liga de Campeones hoy con una cancion

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Finally: The first *real* photo of Matias !!!

May 15th, 2008 by rattler

Vean cómo este tio lo juega a lo listo: En primer lugar, no quiere una chica de 84 años, y en el minuto siguiente se esconde detrás del “alias” de “Matías Fuster” para atraer chicas innocentes y inconuas…

Lo bueno: Ha publicado una foto! :-) Ahora le hemos identificado! … ¿O no? …?…?…?… ¡NOOOOOO! :-( … Parece que vi su error y quitó la foto de la red enseguida … ¡Qué lástima … :-(

Ok, de vuelta al curro, nada es tan fácil como parece, y los milagros sólo suelen ocurrir de vez en quando …

Tal vez nuestros amigos de WTF (que sgnifica? Wednesday, Thursday, Friday? :-) )

nos pueden ayudar? Chicos, ¿puedais entrar en la base de datos detrás de la página y encontrar la imagen de nuevo?

Que el poder esté con vosotros!

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Look how smart this guy plays it: First, he doesnt want a 84 years old chick, now he is hiding behind the pseudonym of “Matias Fuster” to attract innocent, unknowing babes…

The good thing: He published a photo! :-) Now we have him identified… Or no? …?…?…? … NOOOOOO! :-( … Seems he saw his mistake and took the picture off the net again… What a pity… :-(

Ok, back to work, nothing is as easy as it seems, and miracles only happen off and on…

Maybe our friends from WTF (what does that mean? Wednesday, Thursday, Friday? :-) ) can help us? Guys, can you hack the database behind the page and find the picture again?

May the force be with you!

Rattler

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Matias Summer = Matthias Sammer? Tell me this is no true?

May 14th, 2008 by Matt

Another try at machine traductions:

He encontrado esta cosita estupida en la red hoy: Matías Summer, catalán, * NO * cambió su dirección URL.

Esto trae cola y provoca algunas preguntas:

– ¿Por qué no lo cambió? Tal vez uno de sus primeros errores, porque asi podríamos encontrarlo, en fin.

– Tal vez él está deprimido y se esta haciendo demasiado perezoso viviendo toda la persecución y no puede mas hacer algo al respecto?

– Pero, lo más importante, la forma en que su nombre suena: ¿Es Matthias Sammer? Diganme que no, por favor!? Tuvimos descartado la “Cerilla” de ser “él” a la primera noche (él nunca hizo ningún daño a Borussia Dortmund o el Fútbol Internacional), pero este incidente, en serio, plantea dudas: Como entrenador Matthias Sammer en realidad nunca hizo mucho, podría ser que esto ha hecho a proposito para disimular?

No puedo dormir esta noche, este tio Mathias parece más misterioso cada día …

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I found this stupid thingy on the net today: Matias Summer, Catalan, has *NOT* changed his URL.

This brings up a few questions:

- Why did he not change it? Maybe one of his first mistakes, like this we could find him, after all.

- Maybe he is depressed and getting too lazy under all this persecution to do something about it?

- But, most important, the way his name sounds: Is he Matthias Sammer? Tell me this is not true, please!? We had descarted the “Redhead” to be “him” at the first evening (he never did any harm to Borussia Dortmund or the International Soccer), but this incident, of cause, raises doubts: As coach Matthias Sammer never really did much, could this have been on puropse as a plan of deception?

I cannot sleep tonight, this Mathias guy is getting more mysterious every day…

Matt

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